Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-
What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Ek ghar se hr waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi.
Ek sahab us ghar gye
ta k itni khush-gwar zindgi ka raz malom ho sake.
Shohar ny bataya: meri biwi mujhe jootey se marti hai
lag jaye to wo hasti hai,na lage to mein hasta hun.
Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””
Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?"
Son : Papa, Aapko Yaad Hai Apne Kaha Tha Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga To Mujhe 5000Rs Doge.
Father : Haan.
Son : Good News he, Apke 5000Rs Bach Gaye.
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